Last night, I had a dream that my wife and I were walking down a street and all of a sudden we were surrounded by a group of guys and one random women. They looked pretty threatening and were about to attack us.
Seeing there was no escape, I said to them (and this is a dream now), “Why don’t you be men and fight me one on one.”
One of the guys who was about 5’11 with brown hair and a snarl ran toward me and said, “Come on!”
As I ran toward him he jumped guard. I pulled back, he landed on the ground and I yelled the cheesiest thing I have ever heard.
“YOU THINK YOU GOT JIU-JITSU! —- I GOT JIU-JITSU!!!
I grabbed his legs and began to pass (at least that’s what I’m claiming), but then I woke up. Which is what I usually do when I’m in danger in a dream.
This morning, when I told my wife what happened, she just rolled her eyes.